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OPEN AUDITIONS - Goldilocks & the Three Bears
Open Auditions - Goldilocks - Open to all ages  
08 May 2018, 00.00
OPEN AUDITIONS - Snake in the Grass
    Announcing auditions for The Lindley Players' production of Snake in the Grass - Alan Ayckbourn's black comedy/thriller.  
08 May 2018, 00.00
    Announcing auditions for The Lindley Players' production of See How They Run - Philip King's classic farce.  

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    Tickets £12

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    The Lindley Players present...

    The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee - A Musical Comedy

    Tuesday 3rd - Saturday 7th July, 7.45pm

    Featuring a fast-paced, wildly funny and touching book by Rachel Sheinkin and a truly fresh and vibrant score by William Finn, this bee is one unforgettable experience. 
    An eclectic group of six mid-pubescents vie for the spelling championship of a lifetime. While candidly disclosing hilarious and touching stories from their home lives, the tweens spell their way through a series of (potentially made-up) words, hoping never to hear the soul-crushing, pout-inducing, life un-affirming "ding" of the bell that signals a spelling mistake. Six spellers enter; one speller leaves! At least the losers get a juice box. 
    A riotous ride, complete with audience participation, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee is a fast-paced crowd pleaser and an instant theatre patron favourite.

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    St. Alphege Infant School present...
    Gravity Zero
    Thursday 12th July 6:30pm

    St Alphege Performing Arts Club are proud to present this year's 'one night only' performance!

    Act 1 takes us aboard The Starship Silver Grey. Two Earthlings and their dog find themselves beamed aboard a spaceship. Led by the Star Captain, her 1st Officer and their able crew, they are taken on a trillion light year ride through time and space. Join them on their travels to the Planet Roboticus and Planet Jellicus, meeting many weird and wonderful creatures along the way!

    Following the interval, Act 2 brings you back down to earth for a singing extravaganza!!

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    Tickets £17.50

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    The Scummy Mummies

    Saturday 14th July, 7.45pm

    Over 18s ONLY

    Mum’s the Word presents THE SCUMMY MUMMIES


    Following their sell-out UK tour, the Scummy Mummies are BACK with a brand new comedy show and their very first appearance in Whitstable. Join Ellie and Helen as they celebrate the scummier side of parenting, from drinking wine at teatime to hiding from the PTA. This is the perfect Mums’ night out!


    “Hilarious” - Broadway Baby - “Very Funny” - The Guardian - “Utterly Brilliant” - Camp Bestival

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    Tickets £5

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    Joy Lane Primary School present...

    Shakespeare Rocks!

    Tuesday 17th July, 6:30pm

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    Tickets £18.00

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    Lonnie Donegan Jr

    Friday 20th July, 7.45pm

    The King of Skiffle, Lonnie Donegan had more than 20 UK Top 30 hits in the 50s & 60swith hits including Rock Island Line, Cumberland Gap and Putting on the Style.

    Lonnie went on to dominate the British music scene throughout the 50s.

    Today Lonnie Jnr performs all his dad’s hitsand more. 

    Lonnie Jnr said. "It’s an obligation Ireadily embrace, may the Rock Island Line roll on for generations to come."

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    Elvis in Concert - Neil Duncan
    Saturday 21st July, 7:45pm

    The Whitstable Playhouse is pleased to welcome back local artist, Neil J. Duncan with his award winning 'Tribute to Elvis Presley Concert' on Saturday 21st July 2018 - 7.45 pm.

    If your musical preferences are either Rock and Roll, Gospel, Country and Western, power ballads or simply Elvis Presley, then this tribute will be a show you cannot afford to miss!

    Now in his 20th year at the theatre Neil will be supported by an authentic live eight piece band including a brass section and backing singers.

    In the past, he has been voted the best Elvis Tribute Artist in the UK and has the look, voice and stage presence to offer one of the finest impersonations of the King of Rock and Roll in the UK.

    This show is always a sell out so book your tickets early to avoid disappointment! As Elvis would say "Than' you…than' you very much!"